Wednesday, October 26, 2011

LIQUID BODY WASTE DISPOSAL SYSTEM

Liquid Body Waste Disposal System
Edward Howard Smith, St. Charles, Mo.
Filed Jan. 11, 1971


A Body Waste Disposal (liquid) System which makes disposition of the fluid by burning in the combustion chamber of the associated internal combustion Engine. It consists of a receptacle, small reservoir, metering valve and connecting hose. The vacuum in the intake manifold of the Engine draws the fluid into the Combustion chamber where it is burned by the heat of combustion of the fuel.

(Editor's note: Sometimes it is extremely difficult for me not to comment on these.  Be assured that I am thinking the same things you are about this.)

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

TRICK MIRROR

TRICK MIRROR
Erastus De Moulin of Greenville, Illinois
Application filed August 12, 1908

To all whom it may concern;

Be it known that I, Erastus De Moulin, a citizen of the United States, residing at Greenville, in the county of bond and State of Illinois, have invented a new and useful Trick-Mirror, of which the following is a specification.

This invention relates to initiation devices and is  more particularly a trick mirror which can be used as a dressing glass either with or without producing a startling effect upon the user.

The object of the invention is to provide means whereby a jet of liquid can be directed onto the person using the mirror, the explosion of a detonator being produced simultaneously with the discharge of the jet.  

With this and other objects in view the invention consists of certain novel features of construction and combinations of parts which will be hereinafter more fully described and pointed out in the claims.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

TRAINING-WEIGHT

TRAINING-WEIGHT
Lewis T. Foreman, of Omaha, Nebraska
Application filed April 2, 1918

T0 all whom it may concern:
Be it known that I, Lewis T. Foreman, a citizen of the United States, residing at Omaha, in the county of Douglas and State of Nebraska, have invented new and useful Improvements in Training-Weights, of which the following is a specification.

This invention relates to physical culture devices and aims to provide a novel form of weight. to be balanced on the shoulders when exercising, to force the user to hold his shoulders and head erect the brackets resulting in maintaining the body in an erect and healthful position. To this end the invention comprehends the provision of a hollow receptacle formed of any suitable material and provided with an opening or valve by means of which it may be filled and the weight thereof regulated to suit the convenience of the user. This filling also permits of each shoulder being subjected to different weights, resulting in the proper balancing of the shoulders.



Wednesday, October 5, 2011

TOY TANK

TOY TANK
Patrick G. Kaiser, Highland Michigan
Filed Nov. 16, 1988

It is an object of the present invention to provide a rollable toy tank which includes a flexible, tubular body adapted to be rollably disposed on a supporting medium such as the ground or a water surface. The flexible tubular body comprises a closed loop-shaped band which is open on the transverse sides thereof. The toy tank is adapted to be rolled forward on a supporting medium by a combination forward and downward di- rected force exerted on the internal surface of one end of the tubular body by at least one person crawling inside of the tubular body. The outer surface of the tubular body is provided with transverse treads and in one embodiment the transverse treads are only disposed along each of the outer side portions of the outer surface of the tubular body.

The tubular body of the rollable toy tank may be formed from any suitable material as for example, from a single sheet of solid, buoyant, thermal foam plastic that is folded into a closed loop-shaped band, with the ends of the sheet fixed together. The tubular body of the toy tank may also be formed from a plurality of elon- gated, hollow members which are disposed in a side-by- side relationship to form a closed loop-shaped band, and with adjacent members being fixed together, and wherein said elongated, hollow members are formed from a buoyant, thermal foam plastic material. In a modified embodiment, the tubular body may be formed from a corrugated material with an outer and inner coating of flexible plastic material. The corrugated ma- terial may be a suitable corrugated cardboard or corru- gated plastic material.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

SCARECROW

SCARECROW
Hugh Huffman and Ernest J. Peck, of Portland, Oregon
Application filed July 8, 1915

To all whom it may concern:
Be it known that we, Hugh Huffman and Ernest J. Peck, citizens of the United States, and residents of Portland, county of Multnomah, and State of Oregon, have invented a new and useful Improvement in Scarecrows, of which the following is a specification.

This invention relates to scare crows which are adapted to be used in a garden patch, field, or orchard for the purpose of scaring away intruding birds or animals which might eat or otherwise injure the crop.

Prior to our invention, the scare crows ordinarily used were crude affairs, being generally home-made and not wholly satisfactory.

One of the  main objects of our invention is to provide a more efficient form of scarecrow consisting of a figure formed to resemble a living animal in the posture of approaching its prey.  The means of mounting this scare crow are so arranged that the action of the wind will give various motions to the figure which will simulate the lifelike movements of the animal.  The figure is also provided with an audible alarm which will sound in accordance with the movements of the figure so  as to attract the attention of the intruding birds or animals.

Monday, September 19, 2011

ULTRAVIOLET NOSE PROTECTOR

ULTRAVIOLET NOSE PROTECTOR
Peter B. Oschner, Wabasha, Minn. 55981
Filed: Aug. 28, 1985

... One significant aspect and feature of the present invention is an ultraviolet nose protector which is cosmetically pleasing and unnoticeable to the naked eye.  The nose protector can be of either a clear material or of various flesh colored materials, depending upon a person;'s particular skin pigment makeup.

Another significant aspect and feature of the present invention is a nose protector which blocks the sun and protects the nose accordingly.  The nose protector is pleasing and sightly to an individual, and provides the necessary protection to the outdoors person, such as a skier, sailr, or a hunter.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

SWIMMING APPLIANCE


SWIMMING APPLIANCE
Sam Stone, of Quillayute, Washington
Application filed January 21, 1898

To all whom it may concern:
Be it known that I, SAM STONE, a citizen of the United States, residing at Quillayute, county of Clallam, State of Washington, have invented an Improvement in Life-Jackets and Propellors... My invention relates to an apparatus which is especially designed as a life-jacket for persons who maybe thrown into the sea, and in combination therewith of a means within the control of the persons by which they can propel themselves through the water.